Identity Crisis

I am a bad chef

I am a reluctant housekeeper

I am an artistic tinkerer

I am a slave driving tyrant

I am a project manager

I am a cautious nurse

I am a creative thinker

I am a family therapist

I am a personal shopper

I am a quiet philosopher

I am an unwanted nutritionist

I am an unskilled seamstress

I am a dog groomer

I am a apprehensive writer

I am an uncertain handy man

I am a laundress

I am an unintentional hardhead

I am a giggly girl

I am a wary optimist 

I am a hobby photographer

I am a cheerleader

I am a hesitant police officer

I am a moody bitch

I am a secratary 

I am an old skool gamer

I am a tough judge

I am a sad basket case

I am a teacher

I am a wild child

I am a casual interior designer

I am a tired chauffeur 

I am an unwilling referee

I am a silly goofball

I am an enthusiastic student

I am a night owl

I am a household historian

I am a helping hand

I am a terrible techie

I am an uninspired accountant

I am a groupie

I am a sounding board

I am a terrible friend

I am a closet Browncoat

I am an adventurous tourist

I am a partner in crime

I am a sexy temptress

I am fractured 

I am splintered

I am a wife

I am mom

I am more than this 

I am a little of most things

I am a lot of others

I am always changing

I am always myself